Assault Weapons

The World’s Most Powerful Drug Cartels Would Like to Thank U.S. Gun Lovers

Feb 28, 2009 - We love to brag, so we want you gringos to know that your U.S. authorities are failing to stop us from smuggling high powered weapons into Mexico. Using your high quality U.S. assault weapons we killed over 6,000 in Mexico in 2008, more than we did in 2007, and we have already killed more than 1,000 so far this year. Because of your liberal freedom to bear arms law you make it so easy for us to go north of the border and pay muchachos to purchase for us assault rifles at gun shows where background checks aren’t required and sales aren’t traced. We have found this weapons source so reliable that our hit men simply toss expensive assault weapons away when running away from assassinations.

We know you are not fond of us Mexicans. It really hurts us to know you gringos want to send 12 million of us hard working Mexicans back home. But think of it this way, if we buy your guns then you will accidentally kill fewer of your amigos, which, we hear, happens over 600 times each year.

The only thing that might stand in our way is your Presidente, Mr. Obama, who said he favors ''common sense'' gun laws. We take that to mean he'll eventually put new limits on buying assault weapons and background checks at gun shows. You know you need these semiautomatic rifles for hunting, right? For so many years, under your Presidente Bush II, the U.S. left us alone to do our business. Now Mr. Obama’s top cop Mr. Holder has promised to enforce a long ignored ban on importing assault weapons. Premero, we would like to say muchas gracias Mr. Bush II for ignoring that ban on importing assault weapons for eight long years. Your only remaining ardent supporters - Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Neal Boortz, Mark Levin, Greta Van Susteren, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, and Michael Savage are doing wonderful work in stirring up the public against this dangerous Obama man. You and your conservative friends know that you need those assault weapons to protect your families from those socialist commies who want to disarm you and take over of your country.

And muchas gracias Virginia Legislators for not backing down to your socialist Governor Tim Kaine to change your gun show law. Up there in Virginia it’s like going to the store to buy a jug of milk or a candy bar. We can have 10 guns in under an hour.

If things keep going our way, we might be able to take back Texas. So keep on selling us your guns.

Muchas Gracias!! Muchas Gracias!! Muchas Gracias!! Muchas Gracias!!

http://hamptonroads.com/2009/01/virginia-panel-wont-back-closing-gunshow-loophole
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/americas/AP/story/925535.html
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2023823/posts